What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?